I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
