MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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