is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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