My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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