My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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