Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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