So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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