I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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