Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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