I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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