I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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