RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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