I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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