The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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