I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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