all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I think i got beer on your cat.
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