Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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