I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Its about making memories worth repressing
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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