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Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Is her dick bigger than yours?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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