i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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