at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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