I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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