Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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