i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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