So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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