how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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