At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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