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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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• (512): View more from Texas

  clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese

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• (281): View more from Texas

  seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now

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• (813): View more from Florida

  This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul

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• (562): View more from California

  You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.

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