you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast