$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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