at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I'm really busy with my period
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