Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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