Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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