Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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