I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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