guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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