i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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