He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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