I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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