just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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