Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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