You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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