I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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