its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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