we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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