think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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