Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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