belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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