I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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