did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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