he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
vagina is talking i cant
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.