Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

so how does one go about finding a summer fling?

(214): View more from Texas

take advantage of an intern

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(519): View more from Ontario

All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.

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(916): View more from California

They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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(716): View more from New York

as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.

(1-716): View more from New York

momma always taught us never to change for a boy..

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(315): View more from New York

I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?

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(907): View more from Alaska

Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.

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