Do you still have your period?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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