this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
