I'm so fucking centered right now
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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