That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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