So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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