Don't you send me to vm
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys