So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar