oh god the rape fog is back!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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